Sunday, October 24, 2010
7 Ways to get your 15 Minutes of Fame.
1.) Have a lot of kids, preferably all at once
The world has an obsession with babies, but not just babies, but babies in groups. Large groups. Sextuplets, quintuplets, and octuplets are all the rage nowadays. If you want to be famous, think about this route.
People who used this method: Octomom, Jon & Kate, the Duggar family.
2.) Make a sex tape
Sex sells. The Internet catalogs and collects such porn tapes forever in digital form. If you want to be famous, and possibly make a little cash from the distribution of such tape, then making a sex tape is the way to go. Remember, you have to have sex with a somewhat famous person for this to work.
People who used this method: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian
3.) Get on a reality TV show or competition
Let’s face it, people love reality television. They love watching the most personal moments of people for their own gratification. If you can make it on a reality show, you’ll forever be known as “the guy/girl from *name of show*.” You can probably name at least 10 reality stars off the top of your head right now.
People who used this method: Jonny Fairplay (Survivor), New York (Flavor of Love/I Love New York), Trista Sutter (Bachelor/Bachelorette).
4.) Become an Internet sensation
You have no doubt seen at least one famous YouTube video. If you want to become famous on the cheap and don’t want to use your camera to make a porn, make a YouTube video!
People who used this method: Numa Numa Guy, Piano Cat, Lonelygirl15
5.) Pull off an elaborate hoax
Captivating audiences with an elaborate hoax is a sure fire way to get attention. The longer the hoax continues, the more attention you’ll get. Just make sure you are comfortable with the fact that once it is revealed as a hoax, you’ll no longer be relevant.
People who used this method: Balloon Boy family, Ashley Todd, James Frey
6.) Become friends with someone famous
Sometimes you just can’t be famous on your own. That’s what friends are for. Whether you appear on your friend’s TV show, appear with them in person while being photographed, or just being mentioned, you are sure to get more hits on your name in Google.
People who used this method: Heidi Montag/Pratt, Joe the Plumber, Kevin Federline
7.) Do, say or believe something radical
The world has its fair share of people who believe, do or say radical things. If you want to become famous and get your 15 minutes, perhaps joining the ranks of them is an option. Just say you were abducted by aliens, saw Bigfoot, or kidnap your husband/wife’s lover.
People who used this method: Lisa Nowak, Warren Jeffs
Reading!
I think reading a book to an infant is really fundamental, some research revealed that it can help brain development. The baby in this picture’s so cute, I think he’s checking out that spectacled girl. And hey, study up, soon it will be time for Algebra. My baby will be like this, the future baby.-http://500daysofkissingmypillow.tumblr.com/
Abortion.
Month One.
Hi Mommy! I am only 3/4 of an inch long, But I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat Is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two.
Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definitely tell that I am a baby. I’m not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three.
You know what Mommy, I’m a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don’t like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, And I cry with you even though You can’t hear me.
Month Four.
Mommy, My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine But I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes And stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I’m not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what’s abortion?
Month Six.
I can hear that doctor again. I don’t like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can’t get away from it! Mommy! Help me!
Month Seven.
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus’s arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn’t you want me, Mommy? Every abortion is just… One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you’re against abortion.
John Irving
The desire to never leave your side, the desire to never see you again. The desire to see your face asleep on the pillow beside my face and to see your eyes open in the morning when I lie next to you—just watching you, waiting for you to wake up. -John Irving
Cause I think I’m weird, I always long for things that’s so advanced for my age. But everybody needs someone, so I’m not a weird person. Blame testosterone.
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