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A man’s heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps. (Proverbs 16:9, NKJV.)

Oftentimes, God will use our experiences in life as stepping stones to prepare us for what He has in store next. Scripture tells us that He’ll even take the things the enemy tries to bring against us and turn them around and use them for our good. He is always leading us on a journey of preparation.

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“The opposite of poverty isn’t wealth; the opposite of poverty is justice.”
—
Bryan Stevenson

“Pag ako bumibili ng sapatos, hindi ko binibili yung hindi ko gusto.”
— ENGINEER Roechel Cruz

Life is too short to safety remove your flashdrive. 

I dont' have EVERYTHING but I've had ENOUGH
- Boy Abunda (The Buzz)

Mathematics is the language of ENGINEERING.

Words to live from Juan Tamad: "Kung may balak kang gawin ngayon, wag mo nang ituloy. Sige ka, wala ka nang gagawin bukas.

“One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now.”
— Paulo Coelho

“World Peace! Putang ina niyong lahat!”
— Zanjoe Marudo, Kalayaan, Cinemalaya 2012

“Pag ako nag workout wag siya mag laway sa akin.”
— Kyosuke Takahashi

“Ang problema parang aso, kapag tinatakbuhan mo, lalo ka lang hahabulin.”
— Roy (PBB Teens)

ISANG MALUPIT NA GRADUATION SPEECH

This speech was delivered by a La Sallian engineer in one of the graduation ceremonies at the UP College of Engineering.

Ngayong araw na ito, sa ating pagtatapos, mayroon akong dalang Transcript of Record. Ang estudyanteng may-ari ng transcript na ito ay nag-aral sa De La Salle University. Sa unibersidad na ito, kapag ikaw ay isang undergraduate, may ID number ka na nagsisimula sa “94” at pataas, kung lumipas ang isang buong school year at umabot ka sa 15 units na bagsak, masisipa ka sa paaralan.

Ang transcript na hawak ko ay mayroong 27 units ng bagsak. 12 sa mga ito ay tinamo ng estudyante sa iisang schoolyear lang. Ang isang subject ay kadalasang may bigat na 3 units. Kung iisiping mabuti, isang subject na bagsak na lang ay pwede na masipa ang estudyanteng may-ari ng transcript na ito.

Ang speech na ito ay hindi ko ginawa para i-acknowledge ang paghihirap ng ating mga magulang sa pagpapaaral satin. Hindi ko din ito ginawa para maghayag ng political statement, o kumbinsihin kayo na huwag umalis sa bansa at tulungan itong makaahon. Ang speech na ito ay para sa mga normal na estudyante na kagaya ng may may-ari ng transcript na hawak ko, dahil madalas, wala talagang pakialam ang unibersidad sa mga achievements nila. May mga awards na gaya ng “Summa Cum Laude”, “Best Thesis Award” at “Leadership Award.” Pero ni minsan, hindi pa ako nakakakita ng unibersidad na nagbigay ng “Hang-on and managed to graduate despite nearly getting kicked-out during his academic stay” award.

Maaaring isang malaking kagaguhan ang konseptong ito para sa karamihan. Bakit mo pararangalan ang isang estudyanteng bulakbol, bobo, tamad o iresponsable? Hindi ba dapat isuka ito ng unibersidad? Ito yung mga tipo ng estudyanteng walang ia-asenso sa buhay, hindi ba?

Ayun. Natumbok niyo.Iyun na nga ang dahilan.

Madalas, pag ang isang estudyante ay may pangit na marka sa paaralan, lalong lalo na sa kolehiyo, nakakapanghina ito ng loob. Nandiyan yung tatamarin ka mag-aral, nandyan yung iisipin mo “Ano pa kayang trabaho ang makukuha ko? Call center na naman o clerical? Ba’t kasi ang bobo ko. Kung matalino lang ako, sana, sa Proctor and Gamble ako, o kung saang sikat na kumpanya.”

Mas mahirap ang dinadaanan ng mga estudyanteng bumabagsak. Kahit na sabihin mong kasalanan nilang bumabagsak sila, hindi ninyo alam kung ano ang pakiramdam ng ganun. Madaling sabihin na “Kaya mo yan, mag-aral ka lang,” pero alam ba natin talaga ang sinasabi natin?

Kapag ang isang estudyante ay bumabagsak sa unibersidad, nandiyan yung tatawanan niya lang yan. O di kaya naman, ipagmamalaki niya pang “TAKE 5 NA KO!!!” o “Pare, magpi-PhD na ako sa Anmath3/Calculus/etc.” Pero hindi alam ng mga isang Summa Cum Laude kung ano ang nasa isip ng isang normal na estudyante sa tuwing matutulog ito at alam niyang pag-gising niya, kailangan niya na namang ulitin ang isang subject na nakuha niya na sa susunod na term.

Kahit kalian, hindi naging problema sa “Star Student” na sabihing “Nay, bagsak ako.” at hindi kailanman sumagi sa isip nila na “Paano kaya kung sa walang-pangalang kumpanya lang ako makapagtrabaho?” Dahil sigurado sila sa kinabukasan nila.

Huwag na tayong maglokohan. Grades are everything. Kahit bali-baligtarin mo iyan, hindi magiging patas ang mga kumpanyang kumukuha ng fresh graduates para magtrabaho sa kanila. Minsan din naman, nadadaan sa palakasan, pero ganun pa din. Kung hindi ka academically good, wala kang patutunguhan. Kung hindi man yun, mas mahirap yung dadaanan mo para lang makaabot sa prestihiyosong posisyon.

Kaya ngayong graduation, ang speech na ito ay inaaalay ko para sa mga estudyanteng lumagpak, muntik-muntikan nang masipa o yung sa lahat ng paraang pwede, ginawa na para lang makatapos. Gagawin kong patas ang mundo para sa inyo kahit isang araw lang. Kahit ano pa ang sabihin ng ibang tao, kesyo kasalanan mo man na pangit ang marka mo o muntik ka nang makick-out, saludo ako sa hindi mo pagtigil sa pag-aaral. Saludo ako na may lakas ka ng loob na harapin pa rin ang mundo kahit alam mong hindi ito magiging patas sa iyo. Saludo ako na kahit pangit ang transcript mo, taas noo ka pa rin ngayong graduation at proud na proud sa sarili mo.

Ano ngayon ang mangyayari sa mga graduates pagkatapos nitong graduation? Ayoko nang puntahan yung pwedeng mangyayari sa mga Cum Laude. Baduy. Alam mo namang may patutunguhan ang buhay nila e. Pero dun sa mga lumagpak, ano ang meron?

Maaring makakuha kayo ng mediocre na trabaho lang. Pwede ka rin swertehin, baka makapagtrabaho ka sa magandang kumpanya. Madami pang pwedeng mangyari. Huwag kayong mawalan ng pag-asa. Kung nung college, nagtiyaga kayo e ba’t titigilan niyo yung pagti-tiyaga ngayon?

Pwede ring ganito: Mag-aral ka ulit. Ipakita mo sa kanila na kung sisipagin ka lang, malayo ang mararating mo. Subukan mong patunayan sa kanila na kapag pinilit mo, kaya mo ring abutin yung naabot nila. Na hindi ka bobo, kundi tinamad ka lang.

Baka sabihin ninyo, drowing lang ako.

I’ve been on both sides. Naranasan ko na ring lumagpak, at muntikan na din akong masipa. Naranasan ko na ang umulit ng 4 na beses sa iisang subject. Naranasan ko na ang masumbatan ng magulang, kapatid at kung sino-sino pang propesor na walang pakialam sa pakiramdam ng estuyante. Naranasan ko nang hindi makatulog ng maraming gabi sa pagiisip kung paano ko na naman sasabihin sa magulang ko na may bagsak na naman ako. Kaya alam ko ang pakiramdam ninyo.

Akin ang transcript na ito.

Pagkagraduate ko ng college, ano ang ginawa ko? Eto. Nagtrabaho muna ng konti, tapos aral ulit. Kuha ng Masteral sa kurso ko. Hindi para sa trabaho o kung ano man. Kundi para patunayan sa sarili ko na noong mga panahong bumabagsak ako, tinatamad lang ako.

This is a rebellion. I raise my middle finger to every professor, over-achiever, naysayer and detractor THAT TOLD ME THAT I CAN’T MAKE IT. I raise my middle finger to every valedictory or graduation speech that only gratifies the university, those who were achievers in school or those who gratify the country when it’s supposed to be the graduate’s moment of glory. You are supposed to acknowledge EVERYONE. Even those who failed many times.

Kaya sa inyong mga graduates na medyo hindi maganda ang marka, para sa inyo ito. Kung kinaya ko ito, kaya niyo rin to. Imposibleng hindi. 

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Trust the Lord!

Sometimes the very things we think are awful turn out to be a great blessing. The greatest trial can develop in you the greatest faith. You might be at the bottom of a pit, but God has a plan to use that pit to promote you in His call on your life. Remember, God can see all, and He will use those trials for your good.

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Nick Vujicic

Hi Friend, this is a personal testimony of Nick Vujicic, the man without arms and legs. Please read and be encourage..

My name is Nick Vujicic and I am thankful to have been born 30 years ago with no arms and no legs. I won’t pretend my life is easy, but through the love of my parents, loved ones, and faith in God, I have overcome my adversity and my life is now filled with joy and purpose. I reside now in California with my wife, Kanae, and we both love seeing people’s lives changed for the better or touched in some way. It is my hope that your life is positively impacted by my story.

I was born and raised in Melbourne, Australia, and it was a shock to my parents that I arrived without limbs. There is no medical reason for it. My parents did their very best to keep me in the mainstream school system and give me every opportunity to live to the fullest. I was blessed to have a brother and a sister as my best friends too.

We later moved to Brisbane, Australia, where I lived for 14 years before I made the move to California. At age eight, I could not see a bright future ahead and I became depressed. When I was ten years old, I decided to end my life by drowning myself in a bathtub. After a couple attempts, I realized that I did not want to leave my loved ones with the burden and guilt that would result from my suicide. I could not do that to them.

I wasn’t depressed my entire childhood, but I did have ups and downs. At age thirteen I hurt my foot, which I use for many things like typing, writing and swimming. That injury made me realize that I need to be more thankful for my abilities and less focused on my disabilities.

When I was fifteen years old, I sealed my faith in God and from there it has been an amazing journey.

A janitor at my high school inspired me to start speaking about my faith and overcoming adversity when I was seventeen. I spoke only a dozen times to very small groups over the next two years. Then I found myself in front of three hundred sophomore (grade 10) students and I was very nervous. My knees were shaking. Within the first three minutes of my talk, half the girls were crying, and most of the boys were struggling to hold their emotions together. One girl in particular was sobbing very hard. We all looked at her and she put her hand up. She said, “I am so sorry to interrupt, but can I come up and hug you?”

She came hugged me in front of everyone, and whispered in my ear, “Thank you, thank you, thank you. No one has ever told me that they loved me and that I am beautiful the way I am.”

Her gratitude inspired me to go across 44 countries and speak 2,000 times. I realized that we all need love and hope and that I was in a unique position to share that with people around the world.

While majoring in both accounting and financial planning at a university, I also worked on developing my abilities as a speaker. I worked with a speaking coach who helped to cultivate me as a presenter. He especially worked on my body language as my hands flew everywhere at first!

I spoke on motivational topics after creating the company, attitude is altitude. I also launched a non-profit ministry, life without limbs, to spread my messages of faith and hope around the world.

Whoever you are, wherever you’re from and whatever you are dealing with, I hope that you will be inspired by my story and my message. Please enjoy browsing around this website where I share with you my thoughts on faith, hope and love to encourage you and to help you overcome your own challenges.

Dream big my friend and never give up. We all make mistakes, but none of us are mistakes. Take one day at a time. Embrace the positive attitudes, perspectives, principles and truths I share, and you too will overcome.

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Sometimes the very things we think are awful turn out to be a great blessing. The greatest trial can develop in you the greatest faith. You might be at the bottom of a pit, but God has a plan to use that pit to promote you in His call on your life. Remember, God can see all, and He will use those trials for your good.

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7 Ways to Practice Peace

Living in God’s peace is vital to enjoying life. I believe that one of the keys to living with peace in your life is taking small steps toward peace every day. Here are few tips you can use to develop a more peaceful lifestyle.

1. Be selective with how you spend your time. You may be trying to do too many things and end up doing none of them well. Hurrying is the flesh trying you do more than the Holy Spirit is leading you to do. Be led by the Spirit.
2.  Be prepared to say “no” nicely. Sometimes we take on things we shouldn’t because we’re uncomfortable saying no. Ask God to give you the words to say no when you need to.
3. Resist the spirit of procrastination. God’s Words tells us to exercise self-discipline. Do what you know you need to do now so you can fully enjoy your times of rest.
4. Eliminate key distractions. If you know you are prone to certain distractions, such as watching TV, set some guidelines for yourself.
5. Set appropriate boundaries for interruptions. Life is full of interruptions, but you can learn to set boundaries that help you manage them in healthy ways, such as scheduling times when you are “off limits.” Schedule time to give yourself a break.
6. Modify your life. Ask God to show you out-of-the-box ways to save time and trouble. For instance, when I don’t have time to do the dishes, I use paper plates!
7.     Pray and listen. If you can see that your plan is not producing peace, go back to God, pray peace for the now, and for the wisdom and to make changes that will benefit you life.

The bottom line is to make peace a priority, that practical steps toward it, and let God lead you every day into His perfect peace that passes all understanding.

Prayer Starter: God, Lead me into Your peace that passes all understanding. Show me that daily steps I can take to walk in Your peace for me.

Source: Joyce Meyer: Promises for Your Everyday Life- a Daily Devotional. www.joycemeyer.org

It is a Process

“He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful” (John 15:2, NIV)

In life, we all go through a pruning process. God will prune our lives so that we can bear much fruit. To “prune” means something is cut away, something is removed. In other words, maybe a good friend that you counted on moved to another city. Maybe a business shut down that you were connected to, or a relationship went a different direction.

Friend, God knows what you need in your life in order to grow and flourish. Sometimes when things happen that we don’t understand, we have to just trust that He is working behind the scenes preparing you for increase, preparing you to go to another level. Don’t put a question mark where God has placed a period.

When you’re going through transition, don’t get bitter. Don’t get down and think it’s the end. Don’t start thinking that you’re a failure. Have the attitude, “God, I let this go knowing that it was only temporary provision, and what You have in my future will be greater than what I’m letting go of.” If you will accept the change and stay in faith, God will open new doors. He will bring new opportunities, new friendships, and take you to another level of His glory!

Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

“It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14″.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”

Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

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Three Simple Rules

Life is Beautiful!

                                

50 things God promises you as you step out into the world today (a very partial list):

1. He will go with you, sustain you, and strengthen you. (Psalm 89:21, 22)
2. You are His beloved, He believes in you. (Rom. 1:7)
3. He will be your confidence. (Prov. 3:21, 26)
4. He has set you apart from the world. (Psalm 4:3)
5. He will deliver you—no matter what. (Psalm 18:19)
6. He will increase you mightily. (Deut. 6:3)
7. He will hear you if you ask for help today. (Prov. 3:21)
8. Even if chaos abounds, you will experience perfect peace. (Isaiah 26:3)
9. The waters may rise; but they won’t overtake you. (Isaiah 43:2)
10. You do not labor in vain. (Isaiah 65:23)
11. He will reward you. (Psalm 18:20)
12. If you are called to wait on Him, you’re gonna be okay there. (Isaiah 30:18)
13. He will fill you when you need it—just like He always has. (Psalm 81:10)
14. Your barn is going to bust open with blessing. (Prov. 3:9-10)
15. You can’t imagine the mercy ahead. (Psalm 18:25)
16. You will have the things you need. (Psalm 34:9)
17. God will restore your soul. (Psalm 23:3)
18. You will keep going and not grow weary. (Isaiah 40:13)
19. Your words will extinguish anger. (Prov. 15:1)
20. You will find happiness as you share. (Prov. 14:21)
21. Your reward beyond today is heaven—wow! (Psalm 23:6)
22. If you mess up, He will abundantly pardon. (Isaiah 55:7)
23. If you are wise, you will win souls. (Prov. 11:30)
24. You’ve got blessings waiting around the corner. (Psalm 24:4-5)
25. He’ll guide you through the rough spots and help you do the right thing. (Psalm 25:9)
26. Your soul will be at ease amid the storm. (Psalm 25:12-13)
27. You’re stronger than you think—because He will strengthen your heart. (Psalm 27:14)
28. Angels are encamped around you. (Psalm 34:7)
29. The troubles of this day can’t stand up to His power. (Psalm 34:17)
30. You will experience supernatural peace. (Psalm 37:11)
31. He will be the order that covers your disorder. (Psalms 37:23-24)
32. He will deliver you from wicked, conspiring people around you. (Psalm 37:40)
33. His Spirit will teach you and fill your gaps. (John 14:26)
34. He will bless those who declare His name. (Psalm 89:15)
35. He will hold all the pieces of your life together. (Psalm 46:1)
36. He will keep you safe under His mighty wings. (Psalm 91:1)
37. Nothing needs to offend you today. His Spirit in you is bigger than all of that. (Psalm 119:165)
38. Carry on through sadness. He will replace your tears with joy. (Psalm 126:5)
39. He’s going to tame your doubt and fulfill that dream in your heart. (Psalm 37:4)
40. He will provide everything—He’s your need-filler. (Psalm 23:1)
41. Have confidence. He will make His words known to you. (Prov. 1:23)
42. Surrender your view of things and people—He will give you spiritual eyes. (Psalm 146:8)
43. If you seek Him, you will find Him. (2 Chronicles 15:2)
44. With each day, you are growing stronger and stronger. (Job 17:9)
45. He will pour out His Spirit on you. (Prov. 1:23
46. God will put a new song in your mouth—and many will put their trust in Him. (Psalm 40:3)
47. He’s got wisdom ready for you to use. (Prov. 2:7)
48. You will lay down tonight and have sweet sleep. (Prov. 3:21)
49. He loves you to eternity and back. (Psalm 146:8)
50. His covenant of Love to you will never, ever fail. (Psalm 89:28)

10 Golden Rules to Live By

1. Do unto others as you want others to do to you.
2. Treasure your body for it is the vessel that guides you through your life.
3. Be honest and always tell the truth
4. Success requires hard work, persistence and a little creativity.
5. Make a difference to a least one other person’s life.
6. Admit when you’re wrong and apologize.
7. You can learn something from everyone.
8. Don’t be scared, go through life as fearlessly as possible.
9. Smile and laugh every single day.
10. Count your blessings and be thankful for all the good things in your life.

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Famous Magulang Lines

• “Ikaw na ako! Magpalit na tayo!”
• “Puro ka mamaya eh!”
• “Matulog ka na! Parang wala kang pasok bukas ha?!”
• “Sige! Wag kayong tumigil! Ito kutsilyo! Magsaksakan na lang kayong magkakapatid!”
• “Paano na lang kung wala na kami, Paano na kayo?!”
• “Papunta ka pa lang, pabalik na ako!”
• “Nung kabataan ko, hindi naman ako tamad! Bakit ka naging ganyan?!”
• ”Wag ka sakin magpaalam, dun ka sa Mama/Papa mo!”
• “Anak ka lang! MagulanG ako!”
• “Tumatanda ka ng paurong!”
• “Anong oras na?! Gabing gabi ka na naman umuwi!”
• “Bakit?! Nagtatae ba ako ng pera?!”
• “Noong araw, limang piso lang, ayos na kami!”
• “Puro ka gala! Puro ka barkada! Mag-aral ka nga!”
• “Saan ka na naman pupunta?”
• “Nagkakanda kuba nA ako sa kakatrabaho, tapos kayo nakahilata lang diyan!”
• “Magkaroon ka naman ng pagkukusa!”
• “Binibigay naman ang lahat ha! Ano pa bang gusto mo?!”
• “Ang tamad mo!”
• ”Ano?! Sasagot ka pa?!”
• “Hay nako! Utos ko, Sunod ko!”
• “Parang walang narinig ha?!”
• “Hindi!”
• “Ikaw ang panganay, dapat ikaw ang umintindi!”
• ”Hindi ko alam kung kanino ka nagmana!”
• “Saan ka na naman pupunta?!”
• “Kapag sinabing hindi pwede, hindi pwede!”

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Don’t stop chasing.

Don’t stop chasing.

I think that one of the biggest reason why relationships do not work out in the long run is because at one point, one side (or both) stops trying. Before one claims another person as their significant other, they would do anything to make that person happy. They would chase, they would flirt, they would be charming. They would send daily morning and goodnight texts every time you wake up or go to sleep. They would write corny messages and pick up lines just to make sure that there is a smile upon your face. But once they claim you as theirs, all of those things eventually stop. The 5 page texts slowly turn into 1. The constant calls turn into not calling at all. And the lovely endearments turn into daily arguments. In order for a relationship to work, don’t ever stop chasing. Just because the person you want is now consider “yours”, it does not mean they deserve anything less than the time when you’re trying to win them over.

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For Girls!

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

1.  Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us griping about you leaving it down.
2.  Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
4.  Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
5.  Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. Crying is blackmail.
8.  Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9.  We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
10.  Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
11. . Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
13. . A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14.  Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
15.  If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer.
16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
17.  You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
18.  Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
20.  The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
21.  ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
24.  If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
25. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
27. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
28.  You have enough clothes.
29. You have too many shoes.
30.  Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it’s Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn’t really matter what they’re saying anyway.)
31. . It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn’t matter which quiz.
32. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
33. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don’t mind that, it’s like camping. 

Grades and Ages

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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself

As Maria Robinson once said, “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”  Nothing could be closer to the truth.  But before you can begin this process of transformation you have to stop doing the things that have been holding you back.

Here are some ideas to get you started:

1. Stop spending time with the wrong people.– Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.  If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you.  You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot.  Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth.  And remember, it’s not the people that stand by your side when you’re at your best, but the ones who stand beside you when you’re at your worst that are your true friends.
2. Stop running from your problems.– Face them head on.  No, it won’t be easy.  There is no person in the world capable of flawlessly handling every punch thrown at them.  We aren’t supposed to be able to instantly solve problems.  That’s not how we’re made.  In fact, we’re made to get upset, sad, hurt, stumble and fall.  Because that’s the whole purpose of living – to face problems, learn, adapt, and solve them over the course of time.  This is what ultimately molds us into the person we become.
3. Stop lying to yourself.– You can lie to anyone else in the world, but you can’t lie to yourself.  Our lives improve only when we take chances, and the first and most difficult chance we can take is to be honest with ourselves. 
4. Stop putting your own needs on the back burner.– The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.  Yes, help others; but help yourself too.  If there was ever a moment to follow your passion and do something that matters to you, that moment is now.
5. Stop trying to be someone you’re not.– One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you likeeveryone else.  Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger, but they will never be you.  Don’t change so people will like you.  Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.
6. Stop trying to hold onto the past.– You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.
7. Stop being scared to make a mistake.– Doing something and getting it wrong is at least ten times more productive than doing nothing.  Every success has a trail of failures behind it, and every failure is leading towards success.  You end up regretting the things you did NOT do far more than the things you did.
8. Stop berating yourself for old mistakes.– We may love the wrong person and cry about the wrong things, but no matter how things go wrong, one thing is for sure, mistakes help us find the person and things that are right for us.  We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past.  But you are not your mistakes, you are not your struggles, and you are here NOW with the power to shape your day and your future.  Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
9. Stop trying to buy happiness.– Many of the things we desire are expensive.  But the truth is, the things that really satisfy us are totally free – love, laughter and working on our passions.
10. Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness.– If you’re not happy with who you are on the inside, you won’t be happy in a long-term relationship with anyone else either.  You have to create stability in your own life first before you can share it with someone else.
11. Stop being idle.– Don’t think too much or you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.  Evaluate situations and take decisive action.  You cannot change what you refuse to confront.  Making progress involves risk.  Period!  You can’t make it to second base with your foot on first.
12. Stop thinking you’re not ready.– Nobody ever feels 100% ready when an opportunity arises.  Because most great opportunities in life force us to grow beyond our comfort zones, which means we won’t feel totally comfortable at first.
13. Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons.– Relationships must be chosen wisely.  It’s better to be alone than to be in bad company.  There’s no need to rush.  If something is meant to be, it will happen – in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason. Fall in love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.
14. Stop rejecting new relationships just because old ones didn’t work.– In life you’ll realize that there is a purpose for everyone you meet.  Some will test you, some will use you and some will teach you.  But most importantly, some will bring out the best in you.
15. Stop trying to compete against everyone else.– Don’t worry about what others are doing better than you.  Concentrate on beating your own records every day.  Success is a battle between YOU and YOURSELF only.
16. Stop being jealous of others.– Jealousy is the art of counting someone else’s blessings instead of your own.  Ask yourself this:  “What’s something I have that everyone wants?”
17. Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself.– Life’s curveballs are thrown for a reason – to shift your path in a direction that is meant for you.  You may not see or understand everything the moment it happens, and it may be tough.  But reflect back on those negative curveballs thrown at you in the past.  You’ll often see that eventually they led you to a better place, person, state of mind, or situation.  So smile!  Let everyone know that today you are a lot stronger than you were yesterday, and you will be.
18. Stop holding grudges.– Don’t live your life with hate in your heart.  You will end up hurting yourself more than the people you hate.  Forgiveness is not saying, “What you did to me is okay.”  It is saying, “I’m not going to let what you did to me ruin my happiness forever.”  Forgiveness is the answer… let go, find peace, liberate yourself!  And remember, forgiveness is not just for other people, it’s for you too.  If you must, forgive yourself, move on and try to do better next time.
19. Stop letting others bring you down to their level.– Refuse to lower your standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs.
20. Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others.– Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it anyway.  Just do what you know in your heart is right.
21. Stop doing the same things over and over without taking a break.– The time to take a deep breath is when you don’t have time for it.  If you keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll keep getting what you’re getting.  Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.
22. Stop overlooking the beauty of small moments.– Enjoy the little things, because one day you may look back and discover they were the big things.  The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.
23. Stop trying to make things perfect.– The real world doesn’t reward perfectionists, it rewards people who get things done. 
24. Stop following the path of least resistance.– Life is not easy, especially when you plan on achieving something worthwhile.  Don’t take the easy way out.  Do something extraordinary.
25. Stop acting like everything is fine if it isn’t.– It’s okay to fall apart for a little while.  You don’t always have to pretend to be strong, and there is no need to constantly prove that everything is going well.  You shouldn’t be concerned with what other people are thinking either – cry if you need to – it’s healthy to shed your tears.  The sooner you do, the sooner you will be able to smile again.
26. Stop blaming others for your troubles.– The extent to which you can achieve your dreams depends on the extent to which you take responsibility for your life.  When you blame others for what you’re going through, you deny responsibility – you give others power over that part of your life.
27. Stop trying to be everything to everyone.– Doing so is impossible, and trying will only burn you out.  But making one person smile CAN change the world.  Maybe not the whole world, but their world.  So narrow your focus.
28. Stop worrying so much.– Worry will not strip tomorrow of its burdens, it will strip today of its joy.  One way to check if something is worth mulling over is to ask yourself this question: “Will this matter in one year’s time?  Three years?  Five years?”  If not, then it’s not worth worrying about.
29. Stop focusing on what you don’t want to happen.– Focus on what you do want to happen.  Positive thinking is at the forefront of every great success story.  If you awake every morning with the thought that something wonderful will happen in your life today, and you pay close attention, you’ll often find that you’re right.
30. Stop being ungrateful.– No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life.  Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.  Instead of thinking about what you’re missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.

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Dear Diary

Ang saya ko ngayon kasi magkita kami ng BF ko. May ipagtatapat ako sa kanya. Sana matuwa s’ya.

GIRL: Babe my sasabihin ako sa’yo.
BOY: Ako rin.
GIRL: Ha? Sige mauna kana. Ano ba sabihin mo?
BOY: (tahimik)
BOY: I’M SORRY.

GIRL: For what?
BOY: May iba na ako. Niloloko kita 2 months na
GIRL: (tahimik)
BOY: I’M SORRY babe, patawarin mo sana ako. Pls set me free
GIRL: (cried) ganun ba? Mahal mo ba sya?
BOY: Oo
GIRL: OK. Pinapalaya na kita.

*Girl run away at ‘di na niya sinabi kay boy ‘yung gusto niyang sabihin. Days passed ‘di na muling nagpakita si girl kay boy.

Dear Diary, ganito pala ang pakiramdam kapag pinapalaya mo ang tao ng sobra mong minahal. Di ko tuloy nasabi sa kanya. Sana maging masaya s’ya.

*1 month later sa isang Mall nagkasalubong si girl at boy with his girlfriend.
BOY: Kamusta ka?
GIRL: OK lang
BOY: You look pale. Pumayat ka. By the way, GF ko.
GF: Hi? Attend ka sa kasal namin ha.
GIRL: Sige

Nagmadaling ­umalis si girl. At dina nilingon si boy. Pag karating ng bahay nya, diary agad hinanap. ”Nakita ko siya kanina. Masakit pala pagnakita mo yung dating mahal mo na masaya kasama yung taong mas mahal nya. Kailangan kung maging malakas at matatag, alam kong kaya ko to”.

Wedding day. Pagkatapos nagsulat s girl ng kanyang diary nagmamadaling umalis at nailagay ang diary sa bag n’ya. Papunta si boy sa church habang minamaneho ang sasakyan nito, ‘di n’ya napansin ang babaeng dumaan sa kalsada. Si girl. Dahil sa excitement n’yang makarating ng church, napabillis nito ang pagtakbo at nabangga ang babae. Bumaba si boy at tinignan ang babae. Nagulat si boy ng napasin ang babaeng nabangga n’ya, si girl.

*At the hospital:

Boy was worried, walking back & forth in the hall waiting for the doctor.
BOY: doc, kamusta po siya?
Doctor: SORRY ginawa namin lahat ngunit di kinaya ng babae pati narin ang sanggol na nasa sinapupunan nya. Nagulat si boy, di nya inasahan na buntis si girl.

*Tahimik na umalis at nagmadaling pumunta sa sasakyan si boy. Nakita nya ang bag ni girl binuksan nito at napatingin sa diary. Binuklat at binasa ang huling sulat ni girl:

”Running 4 months kana baby. Papunta ako ngayon sa church. Ikakasal ngayon ang daddy mo, ito na yung huling makikita ko sya kasi ikakasal na sya sa taong mahal niya. Hindi ka iiwan ni mommy baby, kahit wala si daddy..”

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Pray