Monday, October 31, 2011
I don’t want some relationship where we’ll be together for days, or even weeks, and then we’re suddenly done. I want to have a relationship where we’ll last and we’ll just know that we’re together even though we act as if we’re not. We may get into fights, have arguments, and even be mad at each other for several days, but that doesn’t mean I stopped liking you. Through those fights, arguments and days where i was mad, I grew stronger feelings for you. I not only realized how special of a person you are, but I realized that being with you is far better than being alone. I’d rather spend my life with you than being alone. I can’t believe that I have you, it’s too damn good to be true. But I want us to last and just realize that having each other is the only thing we’ll need and we’ll get through it all with our flaws, our fights, and even our fun times we’ll have. I’d like for you to stay for a long time and I’m hoping you will.
- Kung naiirita ka na sa sales lady na laging tanong ay "Ano po hanap niyo?", sagutin mo ng "KAPAYAPAAN AT PAGKAKAISA! Meron kayo?!"
- May mga PROBLEMA talaga na kahit naiintindihan mo yung dahilan, di mo pa rin maiwasang HINDI masaktan.
- Bakit square ang lalagyan ng pizza samantalang bilog naman ito? Dahil baka may bagay na talagang magkaiba pero talagang para sa isat isa.
Epekto ni Vice Ganda sa kabataan :)
INAY : Anak umuulan ba sa labas?
ANAK : Sa tanda nyong yan nay kelan ba umulan sa loob..
- ALL TXT
- SULIT TXT
- ASTIG TXT
pero walang tatalo
sa pinakasulIt na
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Praybeyt Benjamin – produced by Star Cinema and Viva Films. After the success of “Petrang Kabayo”, Praybeyt Benjamin is another movie to be top-billed by Vice Ganda. He will be with Derek Ramsay, Jimmy Santos, Nikki Valdez, Kean Cipriano, Vandolph Quizon, Carlos Agassi, DJ Durano, Bodie Cruz, Tutti Caringal, Malou de Guzman, Dennis Padilla, Ricky Rivero, Rubi-Rubi, and Eddie Garcia. World class Director Wenn Deramas directed the movie which is expected to break gate receipts.
Box Office: Praybeyt Benjamin
1st day gross: 24M
2nd day gross: 50M
3rd day gross: 76M
4th day gross: 109M
1st day gross: 24M
2nd day gross: 50M
3rd day gross: 76M
4th day gross: 109M
P.U.S.H - Pray Until Something Happens
F.R.O.G - Fully Rely On God
W.W.J.D - What Would Jesus Do?
G.O.L.F - God, Our Loving Father
J.C.L.U - Jesus Christ Loves U (You)
G.R.A.C.E - God Reigns and Controls Everything
F.A.I.T.H - For All I Trust Him
H.O.P.E - He Offers Peace Everything
P.R.A.Y - Praise. Repent. Ask. Yield.
J.O.Y - Jesus first. Others second. Yourself last.
S.W.A.G - Saved With Amazing Grace
- Get kissed in the rain.
- Have that one hot kiss where your pressed against the wall.
- Have a guy who thinks she`s the world.
- Have a guy who holds on as long as possible when giving hugs.
- A guy who whispers he loves her in her ears.
- Have that moment where you just gaze into each others eyes.
- When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
- When you`re not with your guy he`s all that you can think about.
- Wearing his jacket and every time you breath in, his scent surrounds you.
- A guy who will watch any movie with her, no matter how teary eyed she may get.
- A guy who squeezes her hand.
- A guy who says he loves her and means it.
- A guy who will play her favorite song outside her window.
- A guy who is loyal.
- A guy who will sing to her no matter how bad he is at it.
- A guy who will kiss her on the forehead.
- A guy who will call her beautiful or adorable. Not hot, fine, or sexy.
- A guy who will never judge her for how she looks.
- A guy who says cheezy stuff to her just to make her smile.
- A guy who`s the same when he is with her and when with friends.
- A guy who tells her everything honestly.
- A guy who`s good with her family and introduces her to his family.
- A guy who will always let her win.
- A guy who stands up for her no matter who it is against.
- A guy who calls her at night just to say ‘hi’ and see how her day has been.
- A guy who tells her that her smile makes his day and makes everything better.
- A guy who will sit on the phone with her when she`s sad, even if she`s quiet.
- A guy who she can hangout and have fun with.
- A guy who will just randomly call her for no reason at all, just because he misses her.
- A guy who will hold her hand through the roughest parts of life.
- A guy who would love her forever no matter the circumstance.
- A guy who wouldn`t mind her wanting to get all dressed up and do herr make up for him. Even if he says he likes her better without make up.
- A guy who runs his fingers through her hair, like he’s washing her worries and troubles away.
- A guy whom she can be herrself with and he will never give a care and would still tell her that she`s amazing to him.
MARGIE MORAN was asked during the 1973 Miss Universe Contest: “What’s the difference between being Miss Universe and being a Filipina?” Her reply: “Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a Filipina is like having a birthmark, its forever.”
CHARLENE GONZALES was asked during the 1994 Miss Universe Contest: “How many islands are there in the Philippines?” Her reply: “High tide or low tide?”
RUFFA GUTIERREZ at the1993 Miss World Contest: “How would you tell a girl who’s suffering from low self-esteem to feel better about herself? “Her reply: “I’ll tell her to believe in herself because it’s not only physical beauty that’s important but also inner beauty. Like what the Little Prince said, “What is essential is invisible to the naked eye.” And I believe that character and personality are more important than physical beauty.”
MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ at the Bb. Pilipinas Pageant was asked by one of the judges, Rita Gomez:
RITA: Here’s your question, hija: Are you still a virgin?
MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?
RITA: Good answer!
MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma’am, are you still a virgin?
RITA: Hija, I have 5 children with 5 different fathers, and what do you call that, Immaculate Conception???
OXANA FEDOROVA (Miss Russia) at 2002 Miss Universe Contest: “What makes you blush?” Her reply: “When I say the wrong things”
MPULE KWELAGOBE (Miss Botswana) at the 1999 Miss Universe Contest and beating Miss Philippines Miriam Quiambao: “Should Miss Universe be allowed to keep her crown if she became pregnant? “Her reply: “Personally, I think it should not in any way interrupt her duties. She should be allowed to celebrate her femininity.”
SUSHMITA SEN (Miss India) at the 1994 Miss Universe Contest: “What’s the essence of being a woman? “Her reply: “Just being a woman is God’s gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. Woman is sharing, she shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.”
ANNA THERESA LICAROS at the 2007 Bb. Pilipinas Pageant: “Who are you going to choose? The crown or the lover of your life? “Her reply: “That’s a very tough question, I am being put on the spot but if I had to choose, I think I would have to choose the crown. Precisely because it is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I believe that I would be able to reach out and touch more people to be of greater service, should I achieve the crown and I am very confident that my love life will be there once the crown is no longer on my head and I’ve passed it on, Thank you.”
GLORIA DIAZ at 1969 Miss Universe Contest: “If the man from the moon landed in your hometown, what would you do to entertain him? “Her reply: “I guess since he has been in the moon so long, he would enjoy anything that an ordinary man would.”
AND THE WORST ANSWERS AND COMMENTS – (here comes the crack)
MR. POGI CONTEST: (MR. PRETTY CONTEST)
Host: Ano sa mukha mo ang pinaka-asset mo? (What is your best asset in your face ?)Contestant: Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali! Mabait kasi ako eh. (I think my best asset in my face is my character! Because I’m kind eh.)
SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan City!
SHE’S GOT THE LOOK BEAUTY CONTEST:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita Hernandez, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!
HOST: Which do you prefer: Blonde or Dumb?CONTESTANT: Dumb na lang, at least hindi ako mapagkakamalangblonde! (I’ll chose to be dumb, at least I won’t be mistaken as blonde!)
SUPER SIREYNA CONTEST:
Host: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty? (What can you say about death penalty?)Contestant: Ah, ano po yun di toot por toot, eye por eye. (Ah, it’s di toot por toot, eye por eye.) * [the proverb a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye]Host: Paki-eksplika nga? (Would you care to explain?)Contestant: Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin ko din ang nanay mo! (Here’s how it is: if you kill my mother, I should kill your mother also!)
2002 BB. PILIPINAS BEAUTY PAGEANT:
Host: Which of the five senses can you do without?Contestant (won’t mention the name): My eyes!Host: Why?Contestant: Because I’ve got beautiful and tantalizing eyes with matching sultry look.
CALENDAR GIRL BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: What place in the Philippines would you boast about?Calendar girl contestant: BocaueHost: (Intrigued) What about Bocaue? What’s in it to boast about?Calendar girl contestant: Why, the Bocaue rice terraces of course! (Ace: She meant the famous Banaue Rice Terraces, the “8th” Wonder of the World, and btw, I grew up in Bocaue when I was young)
MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTEST HELD NOV 1ST:
“Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines Sur, sumalangit na po ang inyong mga kaluluwa!”(Good afternoon everyone, my name is Luzviminda Cortez from Camarines Sur, may you rest in peace!)
LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST:
Host: Anong gusto mo paglaki mo? (What do you want to be when you grow up?)Contestant: Maging lalaki po. (To become a man.)
MISS WORLD PHILIPPINES BEAUTY CONTEST:
Host: What do you think should a man possess to be successful?Contestant: I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. I thank you.
Host: Ms. Philippines, what is your best feature?Candidate: There is one that I have at home. It’s of the majestic Rice Terraces. I believe that tourism can be uplifted by our nation by means of having a good feature taken. I believe that tourism is the key to the future, second to the children of the world who are our future which is why we have to lead the way for them, thank you.
MUTYA NG LAHI: (not sure if this is Miss Philippines in Tagalog)
Host: Candidate 10, if you were to win the title of Mutya ng Lahi tonight, to whom would you dedicate your victory?Candidate: Well, uhm, I will dedicate my victory to, uhm well, I will dedicate my victory to myself! Because I work so hard to win. That is all, thank you.Host: Candidate number 2, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, would you rather be reincarnated as a man or a woman?Candidate: I want to be resurrected as a man because I like myself for who I am.Host: Candidate number 2, are you saying you are a man?Candidate: No, I am saying that I like being myself.Host: So why do you want to reincarnate as a man?Candidate: Did I say that?Host: Yes, you did.Candidate: Oh? Hahahha… sorry… erase, erase…I want to be resurrected as a woman pala. (I want to be resurrected as a woman, I mean)Host: What is your stand on pre-marital sex?Candidate: Ladies and Gentlemen, to the board of judges an English question deserves and English answer. What is my stand on pre-marital sex? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is easy. I do not stand. I kneel down and pray all the time. Thank you.
MISS UST BEAUTY PAGEANT: (*UST = University of Sto. Tomas)
Host: Candidate number 8, if you could be a fictional character, who would you be and why?Candidate: I would be Jackie Kennedy because she is pretty like me.Host: But Jackie Kennedy is not a fictional character.Candidate: Talaga? Oh, well uhm… ahhh.. di si Imelda Marcos na lang. (Really? Oh, well, uhm… ahhh, I’d choose to be Imelda Marcos instead.)Host: She is not fictional as well.Candidate: (Perspiring and becoming tense) How about Margaret Thatcher?Host: (Losing his patience) No, Candidate Number 8, she is not fictional either!Candidate: (Starts to shed tears) Hay naku, ayaw ninyo naman tanggapin ang mga sagot ko! (Oh my, you won’t accept any of my answers!)Okay, ano ba talaga ang ibig sabihin ng fictional character so I can answer your question with the right answer? (Ok, then tell me what does fictional characted mean so I can answer with the right answer?)
MISS GAY TOURISM CONTEST:
Host: If a man from Mars landed on your backyard, what would you do to entertain him?Candidate: That is an easy question. If a man from Mars landed on my house, definitely, I will be dead by then because I will be crushed by his space ship. Therefore, I will not be able to entertain him anymore. Thank you.
And the classic of them all (remember this?)…
JANINA SAN MIGUEL at the 2008 Bb. Pilipinas Contest: “What role did your family played in your participation in this contest? “Her reply:
“Well, my family’s role for me is so important because there was the, they’re… they was the one who’s very, ha-ha; oh I’m so sorry. Ah my family, my family, oh my God, I’m, okay. I’m so sorry; I, I told you that I’m so confident; ah wait, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, uhm, sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever. Because I’m only 17 years old, and I did not expect that I came from, I came from the one of the top 10; uhm, so, but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.”