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Sunday, October 24, 2010

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FUN FACTS.


  1. Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
  2. An Ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.
  3. Butterflies can taste with their feet.
  4. In space, astronauts can’t cry because there is no gravity so the tears can’t flow.
  5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions will stop even you heart.
  6. Coca-Cola without food coloring is green.
  7. Honey is thee only food in the world that won’t spoil.
  8. Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
  9. A snail can sleep in three years.
  10. a chameleon’s tongue is twice as the length of it’s body.
  11. The most popular first name in the world is Mohammad.
  12. The sun is 330,330 times larger than the  Earth.
  13. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
  14. Over 10,000 birds die from smashing into windows.
  15. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
  16. A jellyfish is 95% water
  17. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
  18. Pineapples are berry.
  19. A shrimp’s heart is in it’s head.
  20. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo and nobody has any idea why. 

I think of life as a good book.

15 things to remember

  1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
  2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.
  3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
  4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.
  5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
  6. You mean the world to someone.
  7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
  8. You are special and unique.
  9. Someone that you don’t even know exists, loves you.
  10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
  11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a good look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
  12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later; you will get it.
  13. Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget the rude remarks.
  14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
  15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

99 Facts about GUYS


1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair! (THISSS! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HAIR!)
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Oh, Cute!

Baby -- Tumblr Version

I know they love me. I know they care.
I blog whenever. And they’ll be there.
I like their blog, then I reblog.
Tumblr and I will never ever ever be apart.
Are you a hater? Girl quit lying.
Anonymous? What are you saying?
That my blog is just some piece of shit and crap.
My first unfollow broke my heart for the first time.
And I was like;
Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, noo.
Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. I thought you’d always reblog, reblog.
Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, noo.
Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. I thought you’d always reblog, reblog.
Ohh, ohh. For you, I would’ve blogged whenever.
And I just can’t believe we ain’t following each other.
Then I tried to blog cool, but i’m still loosing you.
I’ll blog you anything, I can blog you everything.
Yeah, I’m in pieces. Tumblr fix me.
And just shake me `til you wake me from this bad dream.
Tumblarity went down, down, down, down.
But then I just can’t believe Tumblarity won’t be around.
And I’m like;
Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, noo.
Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. I thought you’d always reblog, reblog.
Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, noo.
Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. I thought you’d always reblog, reblog.
When I was 13, I had my first blog.
There was nobody that compared to my followers and nobody came
between us nor could ever come above.
Tumblr had me going crazy, oh I was mindfucked.
And I stay up late daily, don’t need no starbuck.
Tumblr made my heart pound, I skip a beat when I see my blog was reblogged.
I even blog on the school’s playground.
And I still blog even though it is not a weekend.
Tumblr had me going crazy, cuz it was so amazing.
But now, my heart is breaking. But I just keep on saying;
Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, noo.
Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. I thought you’d always reblog, reblog.
Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, noo.
Like Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, ohh. I thought you’d always reblog, reblog.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, (tumblarity’s gone) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, (tumblarity’s gone) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Tumblarity’s gone, gone gone. ITS GONE.

One Way!


Who wants the perfect guy?

 Not me. I don’t want anyone perfect. I don’t want anyone normal, thats just boring. I want someone weird. I want someone unpredictable. I want someone who lets things slide and who loves to laugh and makes me laugh. I want someone who will be crazy about me, and isn’t afraid to let everyone know it. I want him to be able to tell me to shut the hell up when I am bugging him. I want someone who challenges me, in every way. I want someone who puts up with my shit, but isnt a pushover. I want someone who pisses me off, but I can never be mad at. But perfect? That’s one thing I never want. Maybe just perfect for me.-http://owlb0nes.tumblr.com

Love your dad!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. 


When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.


 When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. 


When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. 


When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.


 When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.


 When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. 


When you were 15, he came home from work, looking


 for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom


 door locked. 


When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his 


car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you


 could.


 When you were 17, he was expecting an important 


call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. 


When you were 18, he cried at your high school 


graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying 


until dawn.


 When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, 


drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked 


him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you 


wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. 




When you were 25, he helped to pay for your 


wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. 


You thanked him by moving halfway across the 


country.


 When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you


 to take care of him . You thanked him by reading 


about the burden parents become to their children. 


And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything 


you never did came crashing down like thunder on 


YOUR HEART.

Morning Evolution!

7 Ways to get your 15 Minutes of Fame.



1.) Have a lot of kids, preferably all at once
The world has an obsession with babies, but not just babies, but babies in groups. Large groups. Sextuplets, quintuplets, and octuplets are all the rage nowadays. If you want to be famous, think about this route.
People who used this method: Octomom, Jon & Kate, the Duggar family.
2.) Make a sex tape
Sex sells. The Internet catalogs and collects such porn tapes forever in digital form. If you want to be famous, and possibly make a little cash from the distribution of such tape, then making a sex tape is the way to go. Remember, you have to have sex with a somewhat famous person for this to work.
People who used this method: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian
3.) Get on a reality TV show or competition
Let’s face it, people love reality television. They love watching the most personal moments of people for their own gratification. If you can make it on a reality show, you’ll forever be known as “the guy/girl from *name of show*.” You can probably name at least 10 reality stars off the top of your head right now.
People who used this method: Jonny Fairplay (Survivor), New York (Flavor of Love/I Love New York), Trista Sutter (Bachelor/Bachelorette).
4.) Become an Internet sensation
You have no doubt seen at least one famous YouTube video. If you want to become famous on the cheap and don’t want to use your camera to make a porn, make a YouTube video!
People who used this method: Numa Numa Guy, Piano Cat, Lonelygirl15
5.) Pull off an elaborate hoax
Captivating audiences with an elaborate hoax is a sure fire way to get attention. The longer the hoax continues, the more attention you’ll get. Just make sure you are comfortable with the fact that once it is revealed as a hoax, you’ll no longer be relevant.
People who used this method: Balloon Boy family, Ashley Todd, James Frey
6.) Become friends with someone famous
Sometimes you just can’t be famous on your own. That’s what friends are for. Whether you appear on your friend’s TV show, appear with them in person while being photographed, or just being mentioned, you are sure to get more hits on your name in Google.
People who used this method: Heidi Montag/Pratt, Joe the Plumber, Kevin Federline
7.) Do, say or believe something radical
The world has its fair share of people who believe, do or say radical things. If you want to become famous and get your 15 minutes, perhaps joining the ranks of them is an option. Just say you were abducted by aliens, saw Bigfoot, or kidnap your husband/wife’s lover.
People who used this method: Lisa Nowak, Warren Jeffs


Reading!

I think reading a book to an infant is really fundamental, some research revealed that it can help brain development. The baby in this picture’s so cute, I think he’s checking out that spectacled girl. And hey, study up, soon it will be time for Algebra. My baby will be like this, the future baby.-http://500daysofkissingmypillow.tumblr.com/

Chicken BBQ

Abortion.

Month One. 
Hi Mommy! I am only 3/4 of an inch long, But I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat Is my favorite lullaby. 
Month Two. 
Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definitely tell that I am a baby. I’m not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. 
Month Three.
 You know what Mommy, I’m a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don’t like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, And I cry with you even though You can’t hear me. 
Month Four. 
Mommy, My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine But I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes And stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. 
Month Five.
 You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I’m not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what’s abortion? 
Month Six. 
I can hear that doctor again. I don’t like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can’t get away from it! Mommy! Help me!
Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus’s arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn’t you want me, Mommy? Every abortion is just… One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you’re against abortion.

John Irving


The desire to never leave your side, the desire to never see you again. The desire to see your face asleep on the pillow beside my face and to see your eyes open in the morning when I lie next to you—just watching you, waiting for you to wake up. -John Irving
Cause I think I’m weird, I always long for things that’s so advanced for my age. But everybody needs someone, so I’m not a weird person. Blame testosterone.


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Filipino color!

TAHO, ISAW, KWEK-KWEK!

A MUST-READ STORY.

.She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.' Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.' Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said: 'Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own perso nal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me. (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60 seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves 'When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.'


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Second Chance

Boy:  Can I ask you a serious question though?
Girl:  Okay go for it
Boy:  Um would you consider giving me a second chance?
Girl:  Honestly, yeah, part of me just wants to start over
Boy:  What’s the other part?
Girl:  The other part didnt think you’d ever say those words to me



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Boys Thoughts.




  • Who’s stronger.

  • How sexy that girl is.

  • Who’s dick is the biggest.

  • Who’s the ALPHA male in the group.

  • Who’s most hottest out of all the guys.

  • The world revolves around me.

  • Who’s the most fittest.

  • Why is he better then me in everything.

  • Want to have sex with the hottest girl.

  • Want to get married to a high-school sweet heart <3.

  • Google Maps

    Google Maps > Search for 47.110579,9.227568 > Go into Street View and look around in the sky. I present to you: God.