Monday, February 4, 2013

One Day...!

Famous Magulang Lines

  • “Ikaw na ako! Magpalit na tayo!”
  • “Puro ka mamaya eh!”
  • “Matulog ka na! Parang wala kang pasok bukas ha?!”
  • “Sige! Wag kayong tumigil! Ito kutsilyo! Magsaksakan na lang kayong magkakapatid!”
  • “Paano na lang kung wala na kami, Paano na kayo?!”
  • “Papunta ka pa lang, pabalik na ako!”
  • “Nung kabataan ko, hindi naman ako tamad! Bakit ka naging ganyan?!”
  • ”Wag ka sakin magpaalam, dun ka sa Mama/Papa mo!”
  • “Anak ka lang! MagulanG ako!”
  • “Tumatanda ka ng paurong!”
  • “Anong oras na?! Gabing gabi ka na naman umuwi!”
  • “Bakit?! Nagtatae ba ako ng pera?!”
  • “Noong araw, limang piso lang, ayos na kami!”
  • “Puro ka gala! Puro ka barkada! Mag-aral ka nga!”
  • “Saan ka na naman pupunta?”
  • “Nagkakanda kuba nA ako sa kakatrabaho, tapos kayo nakahilata lang diyan!”
  • “Magkaroon ka naman ng pagkukusa!”
  • “Binibigay naman ang lahat ha! Ano pa bang gusto mo?!”
  • “Ang tamad mo!”
  • ”Ano?! Sasagot ka pa?!”
  • “Hay nako! Utos ko, Sunod ko!”
  • “Parang walang narinig ha?!”
  • “Hindi!”
  • “Ikaw ang panganay, dapat ikaw ang umintindi!”
  • ”Hindi ko alam kung kanino ka nagmana!”
  • “Saan ka na naman pupunta?!”
  • “Kapag sinabing hindi pwede, hindi pwede!”

Last Chance

Don’t stop chasing.

Don’t stop chasing.

I think that one of the biggest reason why relationships do not work out in the long run is because at one point, one side (or both) stops trying. Before one claims another person as their significant other, they would do anything to make that person happy. They would chase, they would flirt, they would be charming. They would send daily morning and goodnight texts every time you wake up or go to sleep. They would write corny messages and pick up lines just to make sure that there is a smile upon your face. But once they claim you as theirs, all of those things eventually stop. The 5 page texts slowly turn into 1. The constant calls turn into not calling at all. And the lovely endearments turn into daily arguments. In order for a relationship to work, don’t ever stop chasing. Just because the person you want is now consider “yours”, it does not mean they deserve anything less than the time when you’re trying to win them over.

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For Girls!

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

  1.  Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us griping about you leaving it down.
  2.  Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
  3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
  4.  Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  5.  Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.
  6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  7. Crying is blackmail.
  8.  Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
  9.  We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
  10.  Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  11. . Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
  13. . A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  14.  Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
  15.  If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer.
  16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
  17.  You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
  18.  Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
  20.  The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
  21.  ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
  22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
  23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
  24.  If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
  25. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
  27. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
  28.  You have enough clothes.
  29. You have too many shoes.
  30.  Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it’s Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn’t really matter what they’re saying anyway.)
  31. . It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn’t matter which quiz.
  32. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
  33. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.