Monday, October 25, 2010

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Time Mag.


A man without limbs.


How a 7-year old kid describes sex

One night a curious 7-year old went up to his mom and asked “Mom, what’s sex?”
His mom replied “Go hide behind the curtains in your older sister’s bedroom, come back after a few hours and tell me what you saw”
So the little boy obeyed.
An hour and a half later, the boy returned and his mother asked him “What did you see?”
So the boy recounted his story…
“Well, it started like this. I was hiding in the curtains right? And it was getting all boring and hot in there and I was thinking of coming out when the door opened.
Older sister came in along with her boyfriend so I stayed put and hid myself cause I know sis would get mad at me if she knew I was there.
Then, the weirdest things happened.
Her boyfriend must have been getting cold because he put his hand inside her shirt! And after a while I think it got colder because he put his other one inside her skirt this time! He was smiling and she was too and I thought it must be warm in there for them to look so happy.
Then I think they started feeling too warm so they started taking their clothes off. I think her boyfriend was hungry now because he started sucking on her… errr… whatchamacallems… anyways I don’t think he found milk in there but he still tried.
And then he pulled out this eel out of his pants and I think they didn’t like it because he tried to suffocate it with some plastic tube thingy and he was moaning and big sis had her mouth on it and I think she was trying to bite it out.
She was unable to I think so he laid down and she went on top of it and started jumping up and down to try and kill it! And I think the eel was fighting back because big sis and her boyfriend were moaning! Poor them! That eel must be a meanie!
I think they were succesful after that because after they finished I saw that the eel was limp and looked forlorn. The guy then took off the plastic and it looked weird because its blood was white. I never knew eel’s blood was white.
And then he flushed the plastic thing he used to suffocate it and they put their clothes back on and they looked happy, because I think they managed to kill that scary eel. Man. I didn’t know sex was that intense”-



Everyone who uses it is mentally handicapped :)



I can’t wait for the class to end when I was a kindergarten, Oreo’s has this telepathic powers when we’re a child, “Open me.” They whisper things, and then you end up looking inside your snackbox, then your teacher will call your attention. Kids, foods.-


Warner Bross. released this poster for Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1 and Part 2.
Well, no need to say that it’s sad only by reading that sentence “It All Ends Here”, but also happy and excited for what it will bring to us the fans of the movies. -

Upside Down


Quotes of the day!

People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care.



A Couple!

10 things I want to tell you

  1. You don’t have to take everything serious.
  2. You need to smile.
  3. You can’t always be right.
  4. Your opinions are yours. 
  5. What you say reflects you.
  6. Life is never fair.
  7. You can be successful in life without hurting someone. 
  8. Everyone thinks about you.
  9. We can make this work.
  10. Just love your life. damn it! 


Ten ways to love!

Tumblr Guys!



Girl Language.

  • When I said sorry, believe me I feel it.
  • When you see me starting to cry, hold me and tell me everything’s gonna be alright.
  • When I ignore you, give me your attention.
  • When I’m quiet, ask me what’s wrong.
  • When I push or hit you, grab me and don’t let go.
  • When I’m mad and I walked away from you, follow me.
  • If I didn’t text you, it’s because I’m waiting for you to text me.
  • When I say I love you, Don’t doubt. I mean it.